Mario. Cishet. Austin, TX. The life and interests of a lame 21 year old.
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dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

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thranduilings:

frxdo:

idc if it’s true or not this headline is all that matters to me. x

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ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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"It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America."

Violet Rose (via c-icatrix)

This is one of my favorite quotes about sexualization/objectification vs autonomy of female bodies bc it’s so succinct

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devilthrones:

A Facebook friend of mine had the perfect thing to say about this creep:

This is why, despite being a nonbeliever and a scientifically minded person, I hesitate to identify as a member of the skeptic/atheist community- it is dominated by pompous white men who find doing things like categorizing rape into different “levels” of badness, and playing logical fallacy “gotcha” games with anyone hurt by this, to be a diverting intellectual exercise. In truth, they may act like this is nothing more than a fun little project, but this is to hide how much emotional validation and sexual enjoyment they derive from this game. Their intent is to do harm, and to assert power by the further gaslighting and violation of boundaries of those who protest. The more you ask them to stop, the more excited they get, and the more they will try to pull you into a “debate” and harm you further. This is not done in the spirit of true inquiry and debate; it is abuse disguised in the sterile wrapping of “discourse.” 

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Anonymous Asked:
you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

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legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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drtanner:

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

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danis-foolery-of-hearts:

gamers-de-culto:

Sir Michael

stop right there, smooth criminal scum

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"Don’t fool yourself. English isn’t inherently superior, or easier to learn, or more sonically pleasing. Its international usage comes from forceful assimilation and legacy of colonialistic injection. It isn’t a deed that one should take pride in."

my uncle left this comment on his friend’s Facebook status, a white British man who was bragging about how easy it is to be a native English speaker when trekking to different nations. (via commanderspock)

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tina-rose:

alltimemalum:

perksofbeingace:

darcula-dreads:

To donate to the Beat Breast Cancer campaign, text the word BEAT to the number 70007 or 70099

Sources:

http://www.breakthrough.org.uk/sites/default/files/media/styles/adaptive/public/About%20Breast%20Cancer/Touch%20Look%20Check/About-Breast-Cancer-Touch-Look-Check-Signs-To-Look-For.jpg

http://media.summitmedicalgroup.com/media/db/relayhealth-images/selfexam_2.jpg

http://www.worldwidebreastcancer.com/wp-content/uploads/what_breast_cancer_looks_like.png

http://www.breakthrough.org.uk/sites/default/files/media/styles/bth—img—list_thumbnail/public/About%20Breast%20Cancer/Breast%20cancer%20publications/Thumbnails/About-breast-cancer-publications-touch-look-check-leaflet-382x280.png?itok=uD0jBoFT

because someone reminded me of it, if you want to do your breast checks yourself: here are the resources!

signal boost

This is important!!

Ladies and gentlemen, please pay attention to your body.

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"If you can’t like Captain America anymore because he’s black, there’s a word for that."

Dean Trippe (via t1mco)

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amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

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