Mario. Cishet. Austin, TX. The life and interests of a lame 21 year old.
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"free speech" is my fav. thing nerds resort to to defend their opinions they’re literally saying "I am completely out of coherent defences for my opinion so I’m just going to state that it’s not legal for you to arrest me for it" am i supposed to respond with "its ok im not a cop" or what i dunno

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Thranduil’s armour in The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies x

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according to this thermometer it’s approximately too fucking hot outside

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dragons that live in volcanoes and coat themselves in lava

dragons that live underwater and have fish scales instead of dragon scales

dragons that live in fields of flowers and breathe out avalanches of flowers instead of fire


dragons that live in nebulae and exhale colorful dust and baby stars

dragons made out of mountains breathing out tiny pebbles 

hurricane dragons breathing out mist and rain


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"Just keep walking. If I really commit, he’ll just assume I meant to do this."

I honestly just did this so I could draw the bird looking back like that in the last panel. Hahaha look at him.

I do a lot of these.

So do other people.

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Lost a $10 bill last night and couldn’t find I for the life of me. Until little Ava came out of hiding, that is

Khajiit has quick fingers.

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This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made

Hejibits by John Kleckner [website | tumblr | facebook]

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I don’t know what sparked me to draw this 

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Today’s cartoon in The New Yorker



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human: do you understand what it's like to be... human?
robot: god you're so fucking egotistical
robot: and condescending
robot: i'm going to put on some booty shorts and walk around town till i'm not mad, asshole
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the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

omg cutest ever


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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

imagei wasn’t joking

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"We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s."

Kifah Shah (via lazyteen)

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Can’t sleep